WEIRD CAT BEHAVIOUR #5
Duck under the throw, grab the couch with your claws, and pull! Roll over, kick your legs out, get your claws into everything! Duck and dive, flip and skid. Grab the fabric in your mouth and make manic snarling, snuffling noises. Then get up, walk calmly away, and wash. Refuse to acknowledge the mess of throw rugs and shredded fabric left behind.
(Weird Cat Behaviour is an occasional series on this blog. For earlier posts, go here.)